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We're Tudors was a song in the Horrible Histories TV Series.
HORRIBLE HISTORIES - The Tudors Song
In this song, Queen Elizabeth I & Henry VIII sing about the Terrible reign of the Tudors.
Lyrics[]
Elizabeth I: Anyone who's lived around these parts,
Or ever knew'd us,
Is well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors.
My Grandad Henry Seventh,
He beat King Richard,
That’s him pictured,
Defeating the Tyke.
He liked his name so much that,
To keep alive is memory.
He called his own son Henry.
What was he like?
Everyone said Hen-er-y the eighth was a baddy,
I have to agree,
Even though he was my daddy.
Henry VIII: Just popping out to chop some wives.
Elizabeth I and Henry VIII: Cos we’re Tudors,
Britain’s biggest feuders,
And just like barracudas,
We kill with methods foul.
Tudors!
Each enemy a Judas,
At least we’re not as rude as,
Simon Cowell.
Henry VIII: My reign was quite notorious,
I liked to hunt and slaughter.
Elizabeth I: But then you had a daughter,
Mary was her name.
Henry VIII: It was a son I wanted,
So I divorced her mother.
Elizabeth I: Then wife two had another.
Henry VIII: A girl? Not again!
Elizabeth I: Oi! That's me you're talking about!
Elizabeth I and Henry VIII: Tudor! Superior to you, duh.
Henry VIII: Who followed me as ruler?
Elizabeth I: Best not to ask.
Henry VIII: It must have been my laddie.
Elizabeth I: Yes, sickly little Eddie,
Was ill and soon got deady.
Henry VIII: And who came next?
Elizabeth I: Your daughters then took over,
First came Bloody Mary.
My sister's rule was scary,
So all hail me.
Elizabeth I and Henry VIII: Tudors!
The history books reviewed us,
As nutters and big bruisers,
Who kill and cull.
Elizabeth I: I never had an heir,
So our reign ended there.
Henry VIII: We may not have been fair,
Elizabeth I and Henry VIII: But we were never dull!
Cast[]
Notes[]
- Based on "One Step Beyond - Madness"
External Links[]
- We're Tudors at Horrible Histories