Victoria & Albert: A Love Ballad is a song from the Horrible Histories TV series. It aired in Series 4, Episode 6 on April 20, 2012, & later in the Savage Songs Special.
A parody of 1980’s romantic duets, Queen Victoria & Prince Albert sing about their love in a love ballad.
Lyrics[]
Victoria: For 40 years I ruled alone
Shed all those tears while on the throne
What got me through the pain & hurt
Was clinging to the memory of Albert.
Horrible Histories Victoria & Albert Love Song
Albert: I loved her so, my darling Vicky
So much, you know almost made me sicky
I was not liked in your country
But who cares when I had her love for me
Her love for me
Both: Oh V & A
Oh A & V
Each way it spells L-O-V-E
Oh A & V
Oh V & A
They’ll name a building after us one day
Albert: In love from our first Rendezvous
Victoria: As queen had to propose to you
You were my rock in a crisis
Albert: Like when someone tried to shoot you but they missed
Victoria: We were a real celebrity pair
Was first Queen Vic...
Albert: First Albert!
Victoria: ...Square
Albert: The press watched every smile & flirt
Victoria: Called us Alboria but I prefer Vicbert
Albert: Or you can call me Al
Both: Oh Bert & Vic
Oh Vic & Bert
Victoria: Nine kids, great family advert!
Both: Oh Vic & Bert
Oh Bert & Vic
Victoria: Yet I found babies ugly ironic
(Ugh! My eyes!)
Both: We set trends,
Started new traditions.
Christmas trees,
Wearing tartan with style.
Victoria: Albert backed
The Great Exhibition.
Albert: Which made Great Britain,
Albert-o-phile.
Victoria: At last!
Both: Oh Vic & Al Oh Al & Vic
Victoria: You showed our kids love with your stick
Both: Oh Al & Vic
Oh Vic & Al
Ours was a truly grand affair royale.
Victoria: Then Albert died
Which left just me
Just V no A
No A just V
Oh how I mourned my special pal
Albert: I loved you, Vic
Victoria: I loved you Al
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See Also[]
- Victoria & Albert: A Love Ballad at Horrible Histories TV