| Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 1 | |
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| Season Three, Episode One | |
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| Air date | 30 May 2011 |
| Written by | Dave Cohen, Rosanna Lowe, Giles Pilbrow, Laurence Rickard, Colin Swash, & Ben Ward |
| Episode guide | |
| Previous Series 2, Episode 13 | Next Episode 2 |
Horrible Histories - Series 3, Episode 1 was the 27th episode of Horrible Histories, having first aired on the 30th of May, 2011, on the CBBC.
This episode includes an annoying French prankster from the Middle Ages, bizarre Aztec food on Historical MasterChef, what happens when Queen Elizabeth I needs the toilet, & how not to impress a woman in Victorian times.
Sketches 
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Rotten Romans Edit
Qualifying for a Roman triumph Edit
A general will go to any lengths to qualify for the Roman triumph.
Roman aBook Edit
Introducing the new aBook (parody of Apple advertisements).
Fabulous French Edit
You’ve Been Artois’d! Edit
A prankster count sets up his own reality show, “You’ve Been Artois’d!” (parody of Punk’d).
Terrible Tudors Edit
Tudor gong farming Edit
A gong farmer tries to convince his son to follow in his footsteps.
Elizabeth I arrives at a noble’s home to stay Edit
Elizabeth I unexpectedly arrives at a noble’s home to stay.
Angry Aztecs Edit
Historical Masterchef Edit
Aztec cooking Edit
Dog steak & pond scum biscuits are on the menu! (parody of Masterchef)
Howler Monkeys (Animated) Edit
Howler monkeys realize why they’re a favorite hunting target.
Gorgeous Georgians Edit
Newgate Prison Edit
Pay your way to luxury in Newgate Prison (parody of Premier Inn advertisements).
Song Edit
- Main article: Dick Turpin, Highwayman
One of the most ruthless highwaymen has one of the most ridiculous endings.
Vicious Vikings Edit
Words We Get From History Edit
Even More Words We Get From The Vikings Edit
Historical Paramedics Edit
Viking paramedics Edit
Dealing with a cycling injury using runic symbols.
Vile Victorians Edit
Polite Victorian picnic Edit
A picnicking couple has a less-than-polite debate over etiquette.
Victorian Floral Messaging Service Edit
Another couple works out their differences via the floral messaging system.
Frightful First World War Edit
Battle of the Somme campaign Edit
The less-than-encouraging results of the Somme campaign.
Advertisement Edit
Fabulous Fat King's Fat Factory Edit
Fabulous Fat King’s Fat Factory, for all your (surprisingly extensive) wartime fat needs.
CastEdit
| Rotten Romans | Fabulous French | Terrible Tudors | Angry Aztecs | Gorgeous Georgians | Vicious Vikings | Vile Victorians | Frightful First World War | ||||||||
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| Qualifying for a Roman triumph | Roman aBook | You’ve Been Artois’d! | Tudor gong farming | Elizabeth I arrives at a noble’s home to stay | Historical Masterchef | Howler Monkeys | Newgate Prison | Song | Words We Get From History | Historical Paramedics | Polite Victorian picnic | Victorian Floral Messaging Service | Battle of the Somme campaign | Fabulous Fat King's Fat Factory | |
| Mathew Baynton | x | x | x | x | x | x | |||||||||
| Simon Farnaby | x | x | x | x | x | ||||||||||
| Martha Howe-Douglas | x | x | x | x | x | ||||||||||
| Jim Howick | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | ||||||||
| Laurence Rickard | x | x | |||||||||||||
| Ben Willbond | x | x | x | x | |||||||||||
| Susie Donkin | |||||||||||||||
| Lawry Lewin | |||||||||||||||
| Alice Lowe | x | x | |||||||||||||
| Dominique Moore | |||||||||||||||
| Rhashan Stone | |||||||||||||||
| Giles Terera | |||||||||||||||
| Katy Wix | |||||||||||||||
| David Baddiel | |||||||||||||||
| Terry Deary | |||||||||||||||
| Tanni Grey-Thompson | |||||||||||||||
| Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston) | |||||||||||||||
| Jon Culshaw | |||||||||||||||
| Jess Robinson | |||||||||||||||
| Dave Lamb | |||||||||||||||
NotesEdit
External LinksEdit
- Series 3, Episode 1 at Horrible Histories TV
