Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 9
Season Two, Episode Nine
Horrible histories series2ep9
Air date 29 June 2010
Written by Mathew Baynton, Gerard Foster, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, Mark Shillabeer, Colin Swash, & Ben Willbond
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Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 9 was the 22nd episode of the Horrible Histories TV series, having first aired on the 29th of June, 2010, on the CBBC.

This episode includes the Stuarts being confused by the newly-discovered drink of tea, a Viking funeral ending in a massive fight, a child evacuated in the Blitz thinking farm animals are monsters, & some cowboys singing about life in the Wild West.


Slimy StuartsEdit

Tea DrinkingEdit

The introduction of a novel new drink called ‘tea’. 

Historical HospitalEdit

Stuart DoctorEdit

A physician from the Stuart Era tries a cure involving pigeons. 

Vicious VikingsEdit

HHTV SportEdit

Viking Family FeudEdit
The rules of a family feud, including when to bring out the berserker. Edit

Viking Chief FuneralEdit

A chief’s funeral celebration dissolves into a massive brawl. 

Woeful Second World WarEdit


Anderson Bomb ShelterEdit

One size fits all. 

Stupid DeathsEdit

Cockney businessmanEdit

Movie TrailerEdit

The FarmEdit

An evacuee child from the city thinks he’s landed in a den of monsters in “The Farm”. (A horror film trailer parody)

Incredible IncasEdit

Chasqui Messenger ServiceEdit

The Chasqui messenger service turns into a game of Chinese Whispers. 

HHTV NewsEdit

The Incan ReportEdit

Vile VictoriansEdit

Welsh NotEdit

Welsh schoolchildren are forbidden to speak their native language under the Welsh Not punishment system. 

Victorian EastEndersEdit

A little girl debates attending school with her parents in “Victorian EastEnders”.

Awesome USAEdit


Multi-purpose bandannaEdit


Main article: Real Live Cowboys


Slimy Stuarts Vicious Vikings Woeful Second World War Incredible Incas Vile Victorians Awesome USA
Tea Drinking Historical Hospital HHTV Sports Viking Chief Funeral Advertisement Stupid Deaths The Farm Chasqui Messenger Service HHTV News Welsh Not Victorian EastEnders Advertisement Song
Mathew Baynton x
Simon Farnaby x
Sarah Hadland x
Martha Howe-Douglas x x x x
Jim Howick x
Laurence Rickard x x
Ben Willbond x x x
Susie Donkin
Lawry Lewin
Alice Lowe
Nathaniel Martello-White
Dominique Moore
Daniel Taylor
Giles Terera
Katy Wix
David Baddiel
Terry Deary
Alexei Sayle
Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston)
Jon Culshaw
Jess Robinson
Dave Lamb


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