Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 7
Season Two, Episode Seven
Air date 15 June 2010
Written by Dave Cohen, Greg Jenner, Giles Pilbrow, Steve Punt, Laurence Rickard, & Fay Rusling
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Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 7 was the 20th episode of the Horrible Histories TV series, having first aired on the 15th of June, 2010, on the CBBC.

This episode includes Joan of Arc getting a visit from a confused angel & Mrs. Celt trying to be a Roman.

Sketches Edit

Measly Middle Ages Edit

A marauding knight can’t get into a lord’s castle, so he attacks the lord’s serfs instead.

Imagine Spots Edit

Joan of Arc talks to an angel Edit

Peasant Joan of Arc is confused when an angel announces she’s destined for great things.

Putrid Pirates Edit

(Reluctantly) dressing in women’s clothing & other tricks to lure ships close enough for an attack.

Ready Steady FeastEdit

Captain Ned LowEdit
Captain Ned Low displays a decided taste for cruelty–if not actual human flesh. Edit

Vile VictoriansEdit

Historical Dragon's DenEdit

Victorian Dragon's DenEdit

The proposed inventions have an unusual power source in common. (A parody of Dragon’s Den)


Main article: Victorian Inventions

The Victorians invented a lot more things than you may think they have!

Smashing SaxonsEdit

Words We Get From the SaxonsEdit


Saxon Sign of the CrossEdit


Two peasants discuss ergotism in-between the wild flailing.

Slimy StuartsEdit

HHTV NewsEdit

The Civil War Report/The Battle of Marston MoorEdit

Bob Hale gives the Civil War Report, while Mike Peabody reports live from the Battle of Marston Moor. 

Cut-Throat CeltsEdit

Dodgy War Inventions (Animation)Edit

No. 79: StiltsEdit

Romans try using stilts to cross marshland. 

Historical Wife SwapEdit

The Romans swap with a Celtic familyEdit
An upscale Roman couple moves into newly conquered Britain & swaps with a traditional Celtic family. Edit


Measly Middle Ages Putrid Pirates Vile Victorians Smashing Saxons Slimy Stuarts Cut-Throat Celts
Marauding Knight Imagine Spot Women's Clothing Ready Steady Feast Victorian Dragon's Den Song Words We Get From the Saxons Advertisement Ergotism HHTV News Dodgy War Inventions Historical Wife Swap
Mathew Baynton x
Simon Farnaby x
Sarah Hadland
Martha Howe-Douglas x x
Jim Howick
Laurence Rickard x
Ben Willbond x x
Susie Donkin
Lawry Lewin
Alice Lowe x
Nathaniel Martello-White
Dominique Moore
Daniel Taylor
Giles Terera
Katy Wix
David Baddiel
Terry Deary
Alexei Sayle
Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston)
Jon Culshaw
Jess Robinson
Dave Lamb


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