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Horrible Histories - Series 1, Episode 1
Season One, Episode One
Horrible histories ep1
Air date 16 April 2009
Written by * Lucy Clarke
  • Dave Cohen
  • Susie Donkin
Directed by * Steve Connelly
  • Chloe Thomas
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Horrible Histories Series 1, Episode 1 was the first Horrible Histories TV series episode and first aired on 16th April 2009 on the CBBC. This episode includes a pirate captain worrying about an early bedtime, a soldier from World War I struggling to cook with fake food, and the four King Georges forming a boy band.

Script[]

Horrible Histories - Series 1, Episode 1 (Script)

Sketches[]

Rotten Romans[]

Imagine Spot[]

Roman Gladiators Secondary school[]

High school for aspiring gladiators

Frightful First World War[]

Lice wars (partly animated)

True or False[]

If soldiers in the trenches were caught in a poisonous gas attack, they used to wee on their handkerchief & put it over their nose & mouth.

Ready Steady Feast[]

German WWI Soldier (Ersatz Food)[]

German wartime food substitutes

Putrid Pirates[]

The Black Spot[]

Pirate Rules[]

Captain Black Bart lists off his rules to the new recruits

Quiz Question[]

What did Captain Ned Low do to the captain of a captured whaling ship?

a. Maroon him

b. Cut off his ears (Correct answer)

c. Make him walk the plank

Savage Stone Age[]

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Stone Age Tool Set[]

Quiz Question[]

Cavemen used stones as tools, but what did they use for toilet paper?

a. Moss (Correct answer)

b. Deerskin

c. Hedgehog skin

The funeral of a tribal chief[]

The (not-so-)carefully reconstructed funeral of a tribal chief

Vicious Vikings[]

Video Games[]

Warrior! Viking vs Monk[]

Historical Hairdressers[]

Viking Warrior (Ear spoons)[]

Gorgeous Georgians[]

Twisted Fairytales[]

The Three Little Pigs (window tax)[]

How to vote in Georgian elections[]

Song[]

The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule[]
Main article: The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule

A boy band parody

Cast[]

Rotten Romans Frightful First World War Putrid Pirates Savage Stone Age Vicious Vikings Gorgeous Georgians
Pre-gladiatorial custom Imagine Spot Lice Wars Ready Steady Feast The Black Spot Pirate Rules Advertisement Chief Funeral Video Game Historical Hairdressers Twisted Fairytales Georgian Elections Song

Mathew Baynton

x x x x x x x x x x

Simon Farnaby

x x x
Sarah Hadland x x x x
Martha Howe-Douglas x x
Jim Howick x x x x x x
Laurence Rickard x x x
Ben Willbond x x x x x x x x
Terry Deary
Giles Terera x x
Meera Syal x
Rattus Rattus (voiced by John Eccleston) x
Jon Culshaw
Jess Robinson

Trivia[]

Errors[]

  • During the song The 4 Georges: Born 2 Rule, George I says that he died on the loo, however, this is not true as it was his successor George II who died on the toilet due to him having diarrhoea. George ii also indicates that George iii is his son which is again inaccurate as George the iii was in fact his grandson. These errors were fixed when the cast performed the song at the Horrible Histories prom.
  • The idea of pirates receiving the "Black Spot" to tell another pirate that they have been marked for death comes from Robert Louis Stevenson's 'Treasure Island' and has no factual basis.

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