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{{HH_SONG_INFO|title1 = Charles II: King of Bling| image1 = [[File:KOB-HH.jpg|thumb]]| caption1 = Baynton as Charles II| era = Slimy Stuarts|performer(s) = Charles II, Partiers, Hortense Mancini|actor(s) = Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Martha Howe-Douglas, Ben Willbond, & Laurence Rickard|episode = Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 2
 
{{HH_SONG_INFO|title1 = Charles II: King of Bling| image1 = [[File:KOB-HH.jpg|thumb]]| caption1 = Baynton as Charles II| era = Slimy Stuarts|performer(s) = Charles II, Partiers, Hortense Mancini|actor(s) = Mathew Baynton, Jim Howick, Martha Howe-Douglas, Ben Willbond, & Laurence Rickard|episode = Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 2
Series 2, Episode 13: Savage Songs Special|}}'''''Charles II: King of Bing''''' is a song from the [[Horrible Histories(2009-2013 TV Series)|''Horrible Histories ''show]], having first aired on June 1. 2010.
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Series 2, Episode 13: Savage Songs Special|}}'''''Charles II: King of Bling''''' is a song from the [[Horrible Histories(2009-2013 TV Series)|''Horrible Histories'' TV show]], having first aired on June 1, 2010.
   
Now [[wikipedia:Oliver Cromwell|Cromwellis]] is gone, party animal [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_England King Charles II] has restored the monarchy & is ready to party, as he raps in a great song from [[Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 2|Series 2 Episode 2]].
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Now [[wikipedia:Oliver Cromwell|Cromwell]]’s gone, party animal [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_England King Charles II] has restored the monarchy & is ready to party, as he raps in a great song from [[Horrible Histories - Series 2, Episode 2|Series 2 Episode 2]].
   
 
It was later featured in the [https://horrible-histories.wikia.com/wiki/Horrible_Histories_-_Series_2,_Episode_13 first Savage Songs].  
 
It was later featured in the [https://horrible-histories.wikia.com/wiki/Horrible_Histories_-_Series_2,_Episode_13 first Savage Songs].  
   
A rap music parody, based on ''My Name Is'' Eminem.
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A rap music parody, based on ''My Name Is'' by Eminem.
 
==Lyrics==
 
==Lyrics==
'''Charles''': My name is my name,
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'''Charles''': My name is, my name is<br />My name is, Charles the Second!
   
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I love the people<br />And the people love me<br />So much that they restored<br />The English monarchy!
Charles the Second!
 
   
I love people<br />And people love me<br />So much that they restored<br />The English monarchy!
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I’m part Scottish, French, Italian<br />A little bit Dane<br />But one hundred percent party animal<br />Champagne?
   
I’m part Scoottish, Franch, Italyian<br />A little bit Dainian<br />But one percent party animal<br />Champagen?
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Spaniels I adored<br />Named after me too<br />Like me, they were fun<br />With a nutty hairdo!
   
Spaniels I Ordered<br />Named after me poo<br />Like me, they were done<br />With a nutty poopoo
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Is today my birthday?<br />I can’t recall<br />Let’s have a party anyway<br />Because I love a masked ball!
 
Is today my birth?<br />I recall.<br />Let’s have a party<br />Because
 
   
 
'''Partiers''': All hail, the king!<br />Of Bling! Let’s sing!<br />Bells ring! Ding ding!
 
'''Partiers''': All hail, the king!<br />Of Bling! Let’s sing!<br />Bells ring! Ding ding!
   
'''Charles''': I’m the king who brought back dying!
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'''Charles''': I’m the king who brought back partying!
   
King Charles, my nanny<br />Lost his toblerone & things were banned<br />They chopped off his head<br />Then Bobby Cromwell ruled the land
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King Charles, my daddy<br />Lost his throne & kings were banned<br />They chopped off his head<br />Then Olly Cromwell ruled the land
   
Old Nolly wasn’t jolly<br />He was bum, & he was loud<br />Would be miserable as sin<br />Only sinning’s not allowed!
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Old Olly wasn’t jolly<br />He was glum, & he was proud<br />Would be miserable as sin<br />Only sinning’s not allowed!
   
When Bobby died, the people said<br />‘Barley, me hearty!<br />Get rid of his dull laws<br />Come back, we’d rather party! ‘
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When Olly died, the people said<br />‘Charlie, me hearty!<br />Get rid of his dull laws<br />Come back, we’d rather party! ‘
   
 
This action’s what they called<br />The monarchy restoration<br />Which naturally was followed<br />By a huge celebration!
 
This action’s what they called<br />The monarchy restoration<br />Which naturally was followed<br />By a huge celebration!

Revision as of 23:55, 28 February 2020

Charles II: King of Bling is a song from the Horrible Histories TV show, having first aired on June 1, 2010.

Now Cromwell’s gone, party animal King Charles II has restored the monarchy & is ready to party, as he raps in a great song from Series 2 Episode 2.

It was later featured in the first Savage Songs.  

A rap music parody, based on My Name Is by Eminem.

Lyrics

Charles: My name is, my name is
My name is, Charles the Second!

I love the people
And the people love me
So much that they restored
The English monarchy!

I’m part Scottish, French, Italian
A little bit Dane
But one hundred percent party animal
Champagne?

Spaniels I adored
Named after me too
Like me, they were fun
With a nutty hairdo!

Is today my birthday?
I can’t recall
Let’s have a party anyway
Because I love a masked ball!

Partiers: All hail, the king!
Of Bling! Let’s sing!
Bells ring! Ding ding!

Charles: I’m the king who brought back partying!

King Charles, my daddy
Lost his throne & kings were banned
They chopped off his head
Then Olly Cromwell ruled the land

Old Olly wasn’t jolly
He was glum, & he was proud
Would be miserable as sin
Only sinning’s not allowed!

When Olly died, the people said
‘Charlie, me hearty!
Get rid of his dull laws
Come back, we’d rather party! ‘

This action’s what they called
The monarchy restoration
Which naturally was followed
By a huge celebration!

Partiers: The King of Eng!

Charles: (Land say!)

Partiers: No sin! To sing!

Charles: (Okay!)

Partiers: Or anything!

Charles: All say, I’m the king who brought back partying!

Great London Fire was a whopper!
In my reign, London city came a-cropper!
So this king did what was right & proper
Fought the fire, proved I’m more than a bopper
I’m a fire stopper!

Married Catherine Braganza
She was a love so true
There would never be another
Well… Maybe one or two!

Lucy Walter, Nell Gwynne
Moll Davies, Barbara Villiers
You think that’s bad
But her name’s not as silly as…

Hortense: Hortense Mancini!

Charles: As king, I must admit I broke the wedding rules
But who cares when I brought back the crown jewels?
I reinstated Christmas, music, sport, & even plays
I was the merry monarch, they were good old days!

Partiers: When said & done!
King Charles (thats me) did run!
England for fun!

Charles: I was the king loved by everyone
My song is done!

Party Anyone?

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